I'm awesome, everyone knows
All of you punks, tryin' to brainwash the world
You try to call me a poser, but you can kiss my @$$

CUZ IM A POSER! i really am, watch me hold my guitar
IM A POSER hear me roar! im gonna top the charts
now watch me as i try to sing my song

i sit hear singing my #1 songs
People write shit about me cuz they're jealous
cuz im cool like that
cuz im such a preppy poser!

CUZ IM A POSER! i really am, watch me hold my guitar
IM A POSER HEAR ME ROAR! i'm gonna top the charts
now watch me as i try to sing my song

I've always been a country singer
Never punk rocker gurl
I've always been a poser
So all you jealous punk luvers can kiss my preppy @$$!!!!!

but its all good, cuz i'm a POSER