Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

Chad:
I've got to just do my thing.

Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.

Chad:
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.

Girls:
You'll never know if you never try.

Chad:
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah.

Ryan:
Come on!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan + Girls:
I know you can.

Chad:
Not a chance.

Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

Chad:
But I don't dance.

Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan:
I say you can.

Chad:
There's not a chance.

Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

Chad:
I don't dance, no.

Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

Chad:
I've got to just do my thing.

Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.

Chad:
I've got what it takes, playin' my game,
so you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah.
I'll show you how I swing.

Girls:
You'll never know if you never try.

Chad:
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time.
Yeah.

Ryan:
Come on!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan + Girls:
I know you can.

Chad:
Not a chance.

Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

Chad:
But I don't dance.

Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan:
I say you can.

Chad:
There's not a chance.

Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

Chad:
I don't dance, no.

Ryan:
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

Chad:
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call.

Ryan:
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true,
'cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.

Chad:
You're talkin' a lot;
show me what you got.
Stop!

ALL:
Swing!

Ryan:
Hey
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

Chad:
Ooh.

Ryan:
Jitterbug... just like that.
That's what I mean;
that's how you swing.

Chad:
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.

Ryan:
I say you can.

Chad:
I know I can't.

Chad + Ryan:
I don't dance.

Ryan:
You can do it.

Chad:
I don't dance, no.

Ryan:
Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah.

Chad:
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?

Ryan:
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan:
I know you can.

Chad:
Not a chance.

Ryan + Girls:
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

Chad:
But I don't dance.

Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!

Chad:
I don't dance.

Ryan:
I say you can.

Chad:
There's not a chance.

Ryan:
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor.

Chad:
I don't dance, no.