Hi it's, me I'm bored again,
All is well I'm not insane
I've been drunk for seven days,
Everything is fine
I made some friends, broke the ice,
Then I some ate bread and cheese
To gain some weight,
Keep me warm everything's o.k.

[chorus]
It's me delivering psychosis,
Over the phone to you
I color your world blue,
Ten thousand miles from you
I'm sinking all alone,
Treading new waters, I miss my buoy
The van smells like a dirty sock,
Everyone has got the flu
I'd rather be sick of you,
I'd rather be asleep

[repeat chorus]
When I get home, the band will have,
It's first hit song
you and I, will buy some rings,
And a suburban home
I'll bring home, the bacon bits,
We'll make our parents grandparents
I'll take you out, to breakfast at night,
And then we?ll go to sleep