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Black Velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black Velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Ready to please
Free from disease
She's waiting on her knees
It's not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin

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Nice piece of kit
Electronic clit
Just sit down for a fit
Ready to trip
A guaranteed hit
She's all you ever wished

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Black Velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black Velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black Velveteen always is ready to dance (She's ready to)

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