I think you are living in denial,
Oh can't you see she's pretty wild?
And every night I pray that you don't knock her up,
'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child.

They say "l'amour est ne a Paris",
So she's planned a little trip to France,
While she's in anxious anticipation,
I really hope you have a horrible vacation.

And so you think of me when you arrive,
Hope the french fleas eat you both alive,
And your room smells,
And the toilet doesn't flush,
And locals treat you mean,
And the service takes too long.

'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in, two
But you just smile,
Like it's all the same to you, to you.

Chorus
But when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

And when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

Where did you get the ability?
To make fakes promises to me,
You are exactly like,
A politician,
Need everyone's approval just to see if you are doing right.

And I hope you both freeze under the Eiffel Tower,
So you end up throwing in the towel.

Hope you'll miss me,
And someday you're gonna see,
That I put my trust in you,
But you turned you back to me.

'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two,
But you just smile,
Like it's all the same to you, to you.

Chorus
But when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

And when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

Chorus
But when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

And when you learn your lesson,
Come like a prodigal son,
Read the big sign at the airport,
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour.

Mon amour, mon amour...

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