Andrew's a star fighter pilot
he can get high in his jet
tells me about all his women
he can get any I'll bet

Andrew's a star fighter pilot
he knows all the girls in the world
he's better than James kirk or tweeky
I cradle his picture at night

You know I'll think of you
your picture on the wall
I Would raise my drink to you
but I'll stay sober just for you

Andrew's a star fighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I've got all the toys from his programme
and all of his past shows on tape